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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
Kurt Vonnegut 
not just for loners!

Sample LSAT Question

Essay

31. Using the space provided in the answer booklet, analyze and defend each of the following positions:

A) Life is too short to waste all of your time masturbating. 

B) Life is too short to not always be masturbating.

meganamram:

ARIANNA HUFFINGTON RAP

natashaleggero:

Mayor Cutie’s new pal needs a name.

Suggestions: 1) Steve 2) Premier Sugerpie 3) Richard Branson 4) Cornwallace 5) Stallion 
…on further review please save “Cornwallace” for an overweight Bulldog.

natashaleggero:

Mayor Cutie’s new pal needs a name.

Suggestions: 1) Steve 2) Premier Sugerpie 3) Richard Branson 4) Cornwallace 5) Stallion 

…on further review please save “Cornwallace” for an overweight Bulldog.

At some point in internet past, these random guys sang one of my tweets. Click to view.

At some point in internet past, these random guys sang one of my tweets. Click to view.

Aww, twitter’s @MarylandMudflap sent me a postcard!

Aww, twitter’s @MarylandMudflap sent me a postcard!

Best photo bomb.

Best photo bomb.

Coming soon: blackcatsonwhitebeds.tumblr.com

Coming soon: blackcatsonwhitebeds.tumblr.com