Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
Sample LSAT Question
Essay
31. Using the space provided in the answer booklet, analyze and defend each of the following positions:
A) Life is too short to waste all of your time masturbating.
B) Life is too short to not always be masturbating.
natashaleggero:
Mayor Cutie’s new pal needs a name.
Suggestions: 1) Steve 2) Premier Sugerpie 3) Richard Branson 4) Cornwallace 5) Stallion
…on further review please save “Cornwallace” for an overweight Bulldog.
At some point in internet past, these random guys sang one of my tweets. Click to view.
Aww, twitter’s @MarylandMudflap sent me a postcard!
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